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	<description>Not a big fan of half-assery.</description>
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		<title>you will die</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2010/05/15/you-will-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 05:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i came across this picture

and it led me to this book

and now i&#8217;m reading about nose-picking, cannibalism, poop, farts, sex, drugs.. it&#8217;s everything i ever wanted in a book. you might like it too.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i came across this picture</p>
<p><a href="http://suburra.com/blog/2009/04/06/drug-freedom-works-in-portugal/"><img class="alignnone" title="parade of horrors" src="http://www.suburra.com/images%20-%20PD%20blog/Portugal%20409%20mod%20500.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="399" /></a></p>
<p>and it led me to this book</p>
<p><a href="http://www.suburra.com/"><img class="alignnone" title="read this book" src="http://www.suburra.com/images/Front%20Cover%20v3%2011-08%20250x400%20px.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="400" /></a></p>
<p>and now i&#8217;m reading about nose-picking, cannibalism, poop, farts, sex, drugs.. it&#8217;s everything i ever wanted in a book. you might like it too.</p>
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		<title>boundless love</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/12/05/boundless-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_93" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pooptext.jpg"><img src="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pooptext.jpg" alt="always thinking of you." title="pooptext" width="500" height="579" class="size-full wp-image-93" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">always thinking of you.</p></div>
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		<title>polyvore</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/11/14/polyvore/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/11/14/polyvore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Style]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Find me on Polyvore
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><iframe src="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/browse.sets?.mid=embed-car-1144572&#038;_out=embed&#038;display=car&#038;displayOptions=%7B%22withBy%22%3A0%7D&#038;size=m&#038;uid=1144572" style="display: block;" width="524" frameborder="no" height="170" scrolling="no"></iframe><a target="_blank" href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?.mid=embed-find-1144572&amp;id=1144572" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Find me on Polyvore</a></center></p>
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		<title>a new look for mary</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/11/13/my-first-set-on-polyvore-com/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/11/13/my-first-set-on-polyvore-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[we&#8217;re all mad here by darlingmarla featuring Miss Selfridge rings

Items in this set: Vivienofholloway.com dress, 79 GBPCharles by Charles David shoes, $115Maison Michel hat, 295 EURTillybloom.ecrater.com necklace, $25Johnlewis.com umbrella, 15 GBP
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/were_all_mad_here/set?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=13501387"><img width="400" alt="we're all mad here" src="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFmFQYWJDcmpRM2hHTEZmemJsTXNyX2cAAAACaWQKAWUAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg" title="we're all mad here" height="400" border="0" /></a><br/><small><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/were_all_mad_here/set?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=13501387">we&#8217;re all mad here</a> by <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=1144572">darlingmarla</a> featuring <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/miss_selfridge_rings/shop?brand=Miss+Selfridge&amp;category_id=65">Miss Selfridge rings</a></small></div>
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<div style="font-size:0.75em"><b>Items in this set: </b><br/><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/1950s_halter_white_dress_with/thing?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=11605500">Vivienofholloway.com dress</a>, 79 GBP<br/><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/charles_david_spicy_pump/thing?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=11313345">Charles by Charles David shoes</a>, $115<br/><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/maison_michel/thing?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=8556197">Maison Michel hat</a>, 295 EUR<br/><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/bird_cage_necklace/thing?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=10705515">Tillybloom.ecrater.com necklace</a>, $25<br/><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/fulton_birdcage_domed_umbrella_black/thing?.embedder=1144572&amp;.mid=embed&amp;id=9032971">Johnlewis.com umbrella</a>, 15 GBP</div>
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		<title>just a spoonful of sugar</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/11/09/just-a-spoonful-of-sugar/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/11/09/just-a-spoonful-of-sugar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Philosophy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[it all makes perfect sense now.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 418px"><img alt="My Hero" src="http://www.xtcian.com/mary_poppins.jpg" title="Mary Poppins" width="408" height="473" /><p class="wp-caption-text">My Hero</p></div>
<p>it all makes perfect sense now.</p>
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		<title>asparagus pee</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/30/asparagus-pee/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/30/asparagus-pee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get your own Poll!
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		<title>check me out</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/29/check-me-out/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/29/check-me-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[i got invited to be a special guest on Zaphod&#8217;s Podcast (episode 7). click the link to listen, unless you are offended by sex talk, poop jokes, poopsex jokes, and the like.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i got invited to be a special guest on <a title="Zaphod's Podcast" href="http://zaphodforpresident.com/2009/10/27/episode-7-introducing-marla-darling/" target="_blank">Zaphod&#8217;s Podcast</a> (episode 7). click the link to listen, unless you are offended by sex talk, poop jokes, poopsex jokes, and the like.</p>
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		<title>so you just don&#8217;t wanna work?</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/29/so-you-just-dont-wanna-work/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/29/so-you-just-dont-wanna-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_53" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 573px"><a href="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/homemaker.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-53" title="homemaker" src="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/homemaker.jpg" alt="you could have been a doctor or a lawyer." width="563" height="350" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">you could have been a doctor or a lawyer.</p></div>
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		<title>yes sweetie, scrambled, i know</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/24/yes-sweetie-scrambled-i-know/</link>
		<comments>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/24/yes-sweetie-scrambled-i-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_33" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><a href="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/eggsandbacon.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-33" title="eggsandbacon" src="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/eggsandbacon.jpg" alt="eggsandbacon" width="600" height="600" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">it&#39;s just easier to draw them sunny side up.</p></div>
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		<title>seriously, kids.</title>
		<link>http://feministhousewife.com/2009/10/24/seriously-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla Darling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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<div id="attachment_25" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vintage-ads-disease.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-25 " title="vintage-ads-disease" src="http://feministhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vintage-ads-disease.jpg" alt="she looked perfectly healthy. now it burns when i pee." width="500" height="369" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">think about where that thing has been.</p></div>
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