you will die

May 15

i came across this picture

and it led me to this book

and now i’m reading about nose-picking, cannibalism, poop, farts, sex, drugs.. it’s everything i ever wanted in a book. you might like it too.

boundless love

Dec 05
always thinking of you.

always thinking of you.

polyvore

Nov 14

Find me on Polyvore

a new look for mary

Nov 13
we're all mad here
we’re all mad here by darlingmarla featuring Miss Selfridge rings


Items in this set:
Vivienofholloway.com dress, 79 GBP
Charles by Charles David shoes, $115
Maison Michel hat, 295 EUR
Tillybloom.ecrater.com necklace, $25
Johnlewis.com umbrella, 15 GBP

just a spoonful of sugar

Nov 09
My Hero

My Hero

it all makes perfect sense now.

asparagus pee

Oct 30


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check me out

Oct 29

i got invited to be a special guest on Zaphod’s Podcast (episode 7). click the link to listen, unless you are offended by sex talk, poop jokes, poopsex jokes, and the like.

so you just don’t wanna work?

Oct 29
you could have been a doctor or a lawyer.

you could have been a doctor or a lawyer.

yes sweetie, scrambled, i know

Oct 24
eggsandbacon

it's just easier to draw them sunny side up.

seriously, kids.

Oct 24

she looked perfectly healthy. now it burns when i pee.

think about where that thing has been.